3.26.2008

Pop Quiz: Answers

For those of you who are absolutely dying to learn how to speak Am-mik-clai-ra, here are the answers to your first quiz.

1. pay up, peh-yup, amy.
English: ketchup (this one gets me stumped every time)

2. pappy, pah-peee, kala.
English: passy, or pacifier

3. da do, dah-doo, care bear.
English: peek-a-boo

4. caugh cry, a-hah-haa, sara.
English: i'm hungry, i need to burp, pick me up, change me, any or all-of-the- above

5. nanay, neh-naiy, kala.
English: bandaid--usually for some miniscule boo-boo

6. putt, putt, amy.
English: cup (in some upside-down world)

7. nuk, nuk, kala.
English: milk

8. hu oh, huh huh, clarie.
English: uh-oh

9. goggy, gawkey, kala.
English: doggy

10. heh pader, heh pawdher, amy.
English: Heavenly Father, normally followed with "anis aiy" aka--thank you for this day

Thanks to all those who participated. I'll give you the opportunity to grade yourselves. I have found out that context clues are vital. Maybe next time I'll be a bit nicer and include some...maybe.

3.25.2008

Easter Weekend in Savannah


Amy...
going into a sugar coma.


Kada, Ainslee, Amy & Tyler...
like kids in a candy store.


Amy & Claire...
enjoy long walks on the beach.


Kada...
in her own world.


Tyler & Kada...
blown away.


Ainslee, Tyler, Amy, Uncle Thomas & Claire...
getting their feet wet.


Sara...
just chillin' ... yo


Claire...
gold digger.


Claire & Sara...
having their day in the sun.


Tyler & Amy...
best friends forever.


3.19.2008

Pop Quiz

Thought you were done with school were you? Welcome to Basic Needs 101! This is a foreign language quiz. Let's see how well you can decipher Am-mik-clai-ra! I will give you a word, pronunciation, and the origin of the "word" (aka who said it) and you see if you can guess what word it would be if translated correctly into English. Can anyone make a perfect score? Pop quizzes will be given throughout the year. Good Luck! (Answers will only be counted if given in the "comments" portion of the quiz.)


1. pay up, peh-yup, amy.


2. pappy, pah-peee, kala.


3. da do, dah-doo, care bear.


4. caugh cry, a-hah-haa, sara.


5. nanay, neh-naiy, kala.


6. putt, putt, amy.


7. nuk, nuk, kala.


8. hu oh, huh huh, clarie.


9. goggy, gawkey, kala.


10. heh pader, heh pawdher, amy.

Stay tuned for the answers.

3.14.2008

"She's been sighted, she's been sighted!"

We have received several anonymous tips from people who believe they may have seen Tammy Hood.



This photo, believed to be of Tammy, was taken on Y mountain in Provo, UT. This corroborates reports that she is staying with her sister, who resides in the area.



This photo of a woman on a moped, submitted anonymously, was analyzed by our experts who have confirmed that the moped is registered to Tammy's Sister, Maria Torres. The person riding the moped is a partial facial match for Tammy.

Our photo expert team has also confirmed that Tammy "looks like a dork" in the photo.




This is a photo believed to be of Tammy at the Phoenix airport, another hideout she is thought to have used. She reportedly stayed there for a total of 20 hours between March 9th-10th. To avoid suspicion, she would claim that her "fight was canceled."

Because of your help, and the expertise of our photo analysis team, Tammy has been found! After much persuasion, she has agreed to answer her husband's emotional plea to come home. We have since learned that Tammy has made it home safely, and is helping her husband recover from his battle with scurvy as well as thanking him for being such a good sport during her absence.

3.06.2008

Have you seen this woman?

If you have any information about the whereabouts of this woman, please contact the authorities immediately. She was last seen fleeing from her family at an airport near Charlotte, NC. She may have boarded a plane. She reportedly left a sink full of dishes and several large loads of laundry undone. The latest information suggests that she may be staying with a relative somewhere in the western U.S.

Her husband has made an emotional plea for her prompt return. He is apparently not sleeping well and is having to change "lots of stinky diapers." He is also suffering from scurvy caused by his diet of cereal and hot pockets.

3.02.2008

Top 10 Reasons Why it's Good to Have All Girls #4




#4: Natural Hair Styling Skills: Kala has two habits--her passy, and her hair. Lately, she has been teething and not feeling well. When this happens, she twirls her hair so much that she curls it! (And it actually looks really good.) Well I guess if you can't have a kid with curly hair, at least have one that will curl it herself!


3.01.2008

Growing Up





We have waited for this moment for a long time. And not only is she smiling, she is cooing and laughing as well! We are so excited to finally feel like we are truly bonding with our little belle. She is healthy--gaining weight with the best of them. (A whole 12 pounds.) Sara continues to grow more beautiful every day. She enjoys interacting and playing with her sisters, which is also exciting to watch. We can't wait for her next milestone.