#6: Luscious LocksHood-hair is special. Just ask Joseph. It sticks straight out of your head until it reaches a terminal length, at which it falls down with thick, wavy, gorgeous locks. This is great for hood girls. This is not great for hood guys. Just ask Joseph. Except for Joseph's short lived John Lennon phase as a teenager, he has had short hair. Short hood-hair cannot be cut like normal hair. It must be painstakingly sculpted. Just ask Tammy. Sometimes the sculpting doesn't go so well. Just ask Joseph's snickering co-workers.
The girls have it made. They can live their lives with hood-hair to the fullest. Good hair days will be the norm for them, and they won't ever have to have their hair sculpted.
By the way, Caleb and Thomas have figured out the secret to living with hood-hair--Going Bald and buzzing off what's left. Joseph is contemplating this solution.
4 comments:
It is a very good thing that my little girl skipped the hood hair all together and got Caldwell hair! Poor Tyler though he has it all the way and it is just getting long enough to lay down.
Heather
i'm surprised that youre not upset about the bald comment made about your husband...
Joesph please don't go bald, if I have to I'll pay Chong to cut it for you. For the rest - I agree fully, my girl's hair is fabulous and beautiful. Love Mom Baker
I am glad I don't have to cut boy hood hair like tammy. I think cutting smith hair is bad - geesh. But it is true - the hood girls have some pretty awesome hair!
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